Tight Anal Sex Blog

I can’t make this shit up, folks. The question is, is this page for real. The “essay” says that you too can have “Anal Sex in Accordance with God’s Will” The old trope of doing it anally in order to save yourself for marriage and prevent pregnancy is trotted out, as are reassurances that putting it in the ass isn’t gay. (unless you’re putting your dick in a guy’s butt which, I mean, duh.) My favorite quote, however,is

Finally, anal sex allows both partners to save the most intimate and powerful sexual act, that of face-to-face vaginal intercourse, for their mates in marriage. This type of sexual relationship represents the most powerful union between a man and a woman, and so it rightfully should be reserved for one’s life partner. Fortunately, you can engage in anal sex prior to marriage and still be able to share the deeper, more meaningful act of consecrated love through vaginal intercourse with your wedded spouse.

Sorry, I just can’t help tittering at this, but if Jesus says I should fuck anally, who am I to argue?

Sex in Christ

The title, also, makes me think they’re perhaps promoting christ buggery which I think I can firmly say I’m going to hell for suggesting.