Tight Anal Sex Blog

One problem a lot of guys have when it comes to anal sex is that they don’t understand exactly how long it takes to work a tight asshole open. Sure, in porn the girl can spread her ass cheeks and bam, he just crams that hard dick right up her butt. However, the thing that most porn wanking hornballs don’t remember (nor should they, since it is fantasy) is that the porn actresses most likely took several minutes to slowly prep their assholes open. First, they squeezed a finger in, then a few, and finally, she usually fucks her fingers in an out a few times to ensure that her ass can open on command.

Often, they do some practice anal insertions before the camera even starts rolling. So okay, he knows he can’t go porn fast…but does he get that it’s got to be sllloooowwwww? I’ll tell you how to prove the point (and get him off really really hard). Girlfriend, the answer is a strap-on cock. It’s not just for lesbians anymore.

But break out the big ole’ dong dangling between your legs, and many straight boyfriends will scream like weenies and clench their buttcheeks together. You gotta work up to it. So, your first mission… get him used to you licking his asshole. Now, this is best done after a shower, or even in a shower. Most people feel more comfortable about having their assholes penetrated in a shower, since the potential “unclean” factor is addressed with the running water. So, next time you’re taking a shower with him, get on your knees and start stroking and sucking him until he’s nice and hard. Let your fingers run all over the place between his legs and spend more and more times teasing his asshole. Don’t push all the way in, just get him used to you touching him while you’re bobbing up and down on his dick.

Now, a lot of guys will already be into it, and you might be able to work a finger up there. If you do? Good. Don’t even bring up the strap-on for the first few times. Get him used to and enjoying the sensation of your finger working into his tight asshole, finger fucking his butt nice and slow. Bonus point for finding his prostate….the finding of which will be the topic of another post.

So, your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to get him used to the idea of coming (really fucking hard) with something in his ass. Gently get him used to the movement, the sliding in and out. Maybe even work up to two fingers….tell him how hot it is when his dick gets harder in your mouth. Tell him how you like to feel him clench around your fingers when he comes (and he will, big gushing load in your mouth, most likely.)

By this point he might bring up the strap on, but if not. don’t fret. We will get you pounding his ass very very soon. Stay tuned. ;P

Oh, and for a visual aid…here’s a girl on guy strap on fucking videos gallery from Ream and Scream.

And because you know you love that breathless porn site prose, I shall share. “Have you ever wondered what it feels like to get fucked? Sexy strap-on girls will lube up your ass and push past your tight sphincter. Once your ass is full, you’ll experience a backdoor bang that will make your cock shoot streams of cum,” they say. Mmmmm, tight sphincters. Niiice.