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For full length anal downloads, you should just get a free membership.  The pay per minute option is the one I choose (9 bucks for 69 minutes is a favorite of mine, plenty for several jack off sessions w/ samplings of the best anal porn out of their (seriously) tens of thousands of titles.  If you’ve heard of it, chances are we have it.

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Nice little video gallery here from the pros over at Two Dicks One Ass. This cute brunette chick gets a nice deep anal penetration in the doggie style position in the first video clip. In the second sample clip, she’s rubbing two fat boners over her lips and giving an enthusiastic if sloppy double fisted blow job. The third video finally has her sandwiched between the two men, cramming her ass full of both dicks. According to the text, she takes the load in her mouth after the assfucking, but I don’t always trust it.

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Two straight men doing anal together

And, because I’m so very very awesome, I give you the link to her hardcore trailer.

Get Kara’s Hardcore Trailer @ Her First Anal Sex
(note, you can pick dial up, dsl, and broadband speed on the top)

She’s so adorably nervous, and such pretty, natural tits. Check out her face towards the end of the trailer, you can see that part pain/part pleasure expression on her face as he squeezes his dick into her asshole for the very first time.

Thank me later, after you’ve calmed down your cock. Now, if you want to instantly cut straight to downloading her full videos, they’ve got a trial going right now with 3 full days for only $4.95. They have tons and tons of updates, so if you have a cable modem, you can get days worth of first time anal porn onto your hard drive.

Normally the trial is $4.95 (if you join after viewing her trailer above), but if you use this link, it’s only $1.95.
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I don’t know why it’s cheaper, but I dont’ care. Use that 3 bucks you save to go get a starbucks or something. Now stop waiting and click her pic to see her butt slowly stretched with dick. You know you want to.

In the mood for something else today? Perhaps you should mosey on over to Mrs. Robinson’s Milf Blog

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As usual, I can’t show you the hardcore penetration stuff here, due to stupid ass federal regulations, but I can point you in the direction of the tour chock full of (double stuffed, one might say) with DAPs Galore.

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Often, they do some practice anal insertions before the camera even starts rolling. So okay, he knows he can’t go porn fast…but does he get that it’s got to be sllloooowwwww? I’ll tell you how to prove the point (and get him off really really hard). Girlfriend, the answer is a strap-on cock. It’s not just for lesbians anymore.

But break out the big ole’ dong dangling between your legs, and many straight boyfriends will scream like weenies and clench their buttcheeks together. You gotta work up to it. So, your first mission… get him used to you licking his asshole. Now, this is best done after a shower, or even in a shower. Most people feel more comfortable about having their assholes penetrated in a shower, since the potential “unclean” factor is addressed with the running water. So, next time you’re taking a shower with him, get on your knees and start stroking and sucking him until he’s nice and hard. Let your fingers run all over the place between his legs and spend more and more times teasing his asshole. Don’t push all the way in, just get him used to you touching him while you’re bobbing up and down on his dick.

Now, a lot of guys will already be into it, and you might be able to work a finger up there. If you do? Good. Don’t even bring up the strap-on for the first few times. Get him used to and enjoying the sensation of your finger working into his tight asshole, finger fucking his butt nice and slow. Bonus point for finding his prostate….the finding of which will be the topic of another post.

So, your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to get him used to the idea of coming (really fucking hard) with something in his ass. Gently get him used to the movement, the sliding in and out. Maybe even work up to two fingers….tell him how hot it is when his dick gets harder in your mouth. Tell him how you like to feel him clench around your fingers when he comes (and he will, big gushing load in your mouth, most likely.)

By this point he might bring up the strap on, but if not. don’t fret. We will get you pounding his ass very very soon. Stay tuned. ;P

Oh, and for a visual aid…here’s a girl on guy strap on fucking videos gallery from Ream and Scream.

And because you know you love that breathless porn site prose, I shall share. “Have you ever wondered what it feels like to get fucked? Sexy strap-on girls will lube up your ass and push past your tight sphincter. Once your ass is full, you’ll experience a backdoor bang that will make your cock shoot streams of cum,” they say. Mmmmm, tight sphincters. Niiice.

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Tristan Taormino’s new Video, House of Ass has an angle that I’ve been wanting to see in porn for just about forever. As she puts it

In this reality TV-inspired film, Tristan took a bunch of porn stars to a secluded house for the weekend to relax, hang out, let their guard down, and fuck, while all of it was filmed. Each housemate was scheduled to do one scene with another person, then encouraged to do any additional scenes with other housemates of their choice. Throughout the weekend, housemates told secrets, dished about each other, and were brutally honest as they talked directly to the camera in the Confessional. Watch as they give sex tips in the hot tub, talk about their sexual experiences, and create spontaneous pairings.

Doesn’t that sound awesome? I know Naughty America is planning something similar, but I’m totally checking this one out when it comes out from Adam and Eve in 2006. Hopefully, it’ll be available for download at My Tight Anal Sex Theater.

Tristan Taormino’s House of Ass - Info page with hardcore (and quite hot) trailer that autoplays w/ sound (so turn down your speakers before clicking if you don’t have auditory privacy.